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Humor -
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Written by Administrator
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Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:12 |
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Key Concepts: Proofread, Newspapers, Laughter, Medicine, Humor, Health
As the Reader's Digest says (in one of their regular columns): "Laughter is Good Medicine." Research shows that laughing can extend your life and boost your health. So enjoy some laughs on the newspapers who published these headlines without realizing the implications. Be sure to read the comments after the headline. (I received this in an email and decided to share it.)
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Last Updated on Friday, 13 January 2012 00:30 |
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Thoughts to Ponder -
Daily Thought
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Written by Administrator
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Monday, 19 December 2011 20:49 |
 New Year's is a time for reassessing your life. Did you accomplish what you wanted to in 2011? If yes, how will you reward yourself? If not, what will you do to make it happen in 2012?
Every choice you make adds or detracts to the possibility of bringing your goal to fruition. Therefore, choose wisely. Often we think the small choices we make do not matter. But the truth is: Every choice matters! In the past, the expression was: "I think, therefore I am." The NEW motto: "I choose, therefore I am." Choose wisely in 2012 and reap an abundance!
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Last Updated on Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:32 |
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